Travelling Hopefully - Bouncy Edition

The next day dawned, gazed down on our campsite and blinked in astonishment. 

"Are you guys already up?" muttered Dawn, "Christ you're eager."

I'm not sure if eager is the correct word but there was an overriding desire not to be abandoned in Fitzroy Crossing so we lurched out of our tents, bundled up our gear and made a panicked dash for the truck. Our destination was the stripy hills of the Bungle Bungles but there were a couple of stops along the way.

First up was Halls Creek which is the largest town in these parts by dint of having virtually no competition. It seems to exist so that kites and eagles can lounge photogenically on telephone wires. It was also an opportunity for us to have the last cup of coffee that wouldn't come out of a jar for several days. Once out of modern Halls Creek we stopped at old Halls Creek which consists of a group of ruins some of them rather improbably built out of termite mounds. The town was moved closer to the airfield (which had been built in the Second World War in case the Japanese had an overwhelming urge to conquer Halls Creek) and the old buildings left to picturesquely decay.

In truth each stop along the way was an opportunity for us to make a mad dash for whatever toilet facilities existed but we wandered around taking photos to show willing while our guides let the air out of the truck tires.

Halls Creek is also known as being one of the catalysts for the creation of the Royal Flying Doctor Service. A stockman fell from his horse during a cattle stampede and suffered severe internal injuries. He was carted the 80kms to Halls Creek where the only man in town with a shred of medical knowledge (the local postmaster) placed him on a kitchen table and performed an operation with a penknife while receiving instructions from a doctor in Perth via morse code. Strangely the stockman survived the operation and the doctor in Perth set out for Halls Creek to perform after surgery care. It took him over two weeks to get there by which time the stockman had died. Ten years later this story prompted the Reverend John Flinn to start the RFDS.

With history imbibed, our bladders relieved and the truck tires appropriately floppy we continued our journey squealing with excitement at trees and scrub and what I was informed was Australia's largest flying bird, the Australian bustard. Insert your own jokes here.

The next stop was China Wall. My companion had studied the trip notes and noted that there was a punishing walk involved in seeing this particular feature. We agreed that we were sturdy souls and capable of much effort. With our loins well and truly girded we set off, descended a slope and we were there. Somewhat baffled we looked around for the arduous track we had expected but our guides assured us that we had arrived and pointed out the China Wall in front of us.

The China Wall is neither Chinese nor a wall. It is an outcrop of white quartz which has chosen to rear itself out of the surrounding sandstone. It does actually look a bit like a miniature version of the Great Wall of China and one can certainly be forgiven for thinking it was man made. It wasn't though but is rather the product of erosion and uplift over several millennia just in case you're thinking of criticising Australian construction practices.

After photos were taken it was time for the grueling hundred metre walk back to the truck. We were getting close now (in WA "close" is a relative term) and we turned off the nicely sealed road onto another which wasn't. The reason for letting some air out of the tires became apparent as we bounced and banged our way over loose and rather sharp stones, ground slowly through creeks and lurched, dripping, up hills on the other side. At least the truck did all of that excellently handled by our guides. As passengers our job was to clutch our seats and check to make sure our fillings hadn't fallen out.

And at some point the skyline of shrubs and occasional trees gave way to the Bungle Bungles looming around us as we approached our destination. For the record our destination was a classy camping area (our tents had actual floors) which would be our home for the next couple of days. At some point on the trip we had been encouraged to gather firewood with the result that our truck was carrying several trees worth of wood and a vast amount of insect life had been deprived of homes.

The camp was on a raised plain looking across at various Bungles which were appropriately lit up by the setting sun. My traveling companion was in transports at the prospect of sunset but sadly the Bungles between us and the sun prevented a dramatic photo. Instead the dramatic photos came later at night once the sun had set and an entire galaxy was spread across the sky for our entertainment. On the way back to her tent one of the new set of CoRS we had accumulated accidentally kicked a cane toad with such force that it prescribed an interesting parabola before thumping into the earth. I hope it doesn't learn anything from this, the last thing we need is cane toads that have learned how to fly.